Harry: Come back to us Jermain! You will finally be the first choice of Spurs as you always wanted!
Defoe:

*2 weeks later*

Harry: Jermain, you're dropped. Robbie's back and he's starting.
Defoe:

I love the feuding between rockbox and hammy though.

RB: Apparantly Saviola's been lined up as a replacement if Keane does go, I suppose he'd be a slight improvement given that he might actually be able to kick a moving ball.
Hammy: 107 goals in 254 games for Spurs at less than 2.4 games per goal suggests that either Loserfag aren't playing him right, can't get a decent ball to him or his heart is still with us
RB: Or he can only really be successful when he's a big fish in a small pond.
Hammy: Ahhh bless.

Nevermind Loserfag, maybe you'll win the Premiership NEXT year.
RB: Yeah maybe, you might come back up as well.
Hammy: Don't you worry about us chief. We'll win three games in a row again ONE day.

Someone needs to find the Hammy cog post so I can quote it back to him with the clubs reversed!

What I like more is that Keane probably will be able to play with none of the forwards we have! Maybe if we're lucky he can play with Pav but that's about it!

Also Loserfag should have never signed him, for him to be good he needs space and he needs to be played in position, something that wasn't happening in Loserfag!

Big Cog Small Machine!

Destined for Jews!


Cog: Is how many goals I score!

Torres: Pfft, go back to the Jews!

And you may ask yourself
How do I score this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large Bulgarian man?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful White Hart Lane!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful Tottenham!

AND GOALS GO BY, Not scored by Robbie Keane
SOLD BY LIVERPOO L, Just a cog in their machine
Back at the Jew again, after the goals have gone
Once in a lifetime, number of goals scored by Keane.

I want to hear Ringo's thoughts on Quaresma aka the Golden Bin!

---------------Anelka
Malouda ------Deco ----Quaresma

THE KIND OF ATTACK THAT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF TRUE WARRIORS.

That said I'd have loved to have Quaresma..... over at Leeds

Quaresma!

Cheslugal!