Full Version: FWL Test!
He's big booting Jesus now.
Looks like he'll forever be in the 33 club.
So sad! What could he have possibly done, or say, injected, that could have possibly lead to his death at such a young age?! It just makes no sense 
BIH ANDY MARTIN.
Test was by far the greatest wrestler in the history of professional fighting. His skills at delivering simple moves like the big boot or the flying elbow were almost superior to that of Masahiro Chono and the Loch Ness. His promos? They were third to none. I, for one, shall always remember fondly and with great admiration his Fitzy fun package. Most important of all, Test was the catalyst for one of the greatest feuds of all time, the Hogan/Savage, Race/Flair and the Funks/Briscoes of our generation, Test/Steiner. That feud was so good it lasted a year and a half, outdrawing pretty much anything Jeff Jarrett ever did in his lifetime, which was no simple feat.
But most of all, we haven't just lost the greatest wrestling in the history of all time, we've lost the greatest hair of all time. So soft, so shiny, curly but not too wavey, his hair was a testament to all that was right in the world. I, for one, shall never forget his hair and it's tremendous beauty, rivaling Zeus at the worst of times and Pamela Anderson at the best of times.
BIH in hell with love Test.
But most of all, we haven't just lost the greatest wrestling in the history of all time, we've lost the greatest hair of all time. So soft, so shiny, curly but not too wavey, his hair was a testament to all that was right in the world. I, for one, shall never forget his hair and it's tremendous beauty, rivaling Zeus at the worst of times and Pamela Anderson at the best of times.
BIH in hell with love Test.
A fine obituary! Much like what people on being gay have been saying about Test like he could've been something ten years ago. 
QUOTE (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce @ Mar 16 2009, 08:31 AM) 
Test was by far the greatest wrestler in the history of professional fighting. His skills at delivering simple moves like the big boot or the flying elbow were almost superior to that of Masahiro Chono and the Loch Ness. His promos? They were third to none. I, for one, shall always remember fondly and with great admiration his Fitzy fun package. Most important of all, Test was the catalyst for one of the greatest feuds of all time, the Hogan/Savage, Race/Flair and the Funks/Briscoes of our generation, Test/Steiner. That feud was so good it lasted a year and a half, outdrawing pretty much anything Jeff Jarrett ever did in his lifetime, which was no simple feat.
But most of all, we haven't just lost the greatest wrestling in the history of all time, we've lost the greatest hair of all time. So soft, so shiny, curly but not too wavey, his hair was a testament to all that was right in the world. I, for one, shall never forget his hair and it's tremendous beauty, rivaling Zeus at the worst of times and Pamela Anderson at the best of times.
BIH in hell with love Test.
But most of all, we haven't just lost the greatest wrestling in the history of all time, we've lost the greatest hair of all time. So soft, so shiny, curly but not too wavey, his hair was a testament to all that was right in the world. I, for one, shall never forget his hair and it's tremendous beauty, rivaling Zeus at the worst of times and Pamela Anderson at the best of times.
BIH in hell with love Test.
Burn in hell in hell?
Ringo! Do you think Test will ever be in the Hall of Fame?!
He will! Class of 2100!
I'm thinking that Meltzer has to be pretty pissed off that he's going to have to right 3,000 words about fucking Test to open the Observer this week.
Test for HOF!
Also, Meltzer loves writing obits, he faps in a box of obits, he probably likes it 'cause he's the only honest one
Also, Meltzer loves writing obits, he faps in a box of obits, he probably likes it 'cause he's the only honest one
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