Here, we pay tribute to LL.

Commence the groveling

This is shit! I didn't get a birthday week.

You need to alert us in advance so we can know!

Nooooooo.........you should know. ugly shit the date on you bodies so it will always be with you!

Ugly shit the date? Well that's a filter I don't recall. I will ugly shit it! I will never forget! I bet your own son forgets!

He doesn't! Ugly shit aka tats.

Another day, another wish of hope and love!

Where is my birthday week?!

LL Birthday week was established years ago between Hbob Assbanger and I. This is the first time he remembers without me having to remind him. :

And just so everyone knows, my birthday is the 22nd not the 23rd. Silly ROC.

Don't hurt ROC's feelings. You clearly need to change your birthday to the 23rd.

I say, that ROC fellow, he is awful.

All in favour of bannering him?!

It's here!

In other places, on a mod/admin's special day you might expect to have a warning removed as part of the celebration. It's different here though, everyone is gaining a warning in celebration of LL's destructive powers.

Except Synjyn. No warning for her!

Also Happy Birthday LLLLL!

Happy Belated Birthday LL, who I still like even though he no longer talks to me.


I am loved! See Manfred Asskum Fitzgerald!!! This is how you show you care. Not that.........I pretend you don't exist and ignore you shit you do.

I have no way of talking to you.

You could talk to me here. Or I could give you my private number and we could gossip and stuff.

Ooh girl you don't KNOW the things that I KNOW!

I gots the scope on stuff too! C'mere and I'll braid your hair while I spill.

Unfortunately, I cut my hair on Saturday and there's nothing to braid. I can braid your pubes if you want!

Hmmm. Braided pubes.

Only if you put lil beads in it! I want to feel pretty.

Nah, you see, the day after we celebrated the birthday, we were supposed to get angry at LL for having George Carlin's birthday, which are both on the 22nd.

But he died, nigga! No more b-days!

Relax I'm not dead.

How were the crazy spics?!

Dark. I've been there like 8 times already so I'm used to it.

Were you propositioned by whores?! I hear that is like a mandatory experience in the DR

If you leave the secure walls of the hotel grounds it's quite likely to happen.

Ringy would've!

And HBOB would've caused a coupe!

Let this be a reminder that LL Birthday Week begins tomorrow!

In this fred we now honour LL. Let us all venerate him!

*venerated*

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