I'm watching Twin Peaks on TV, it's the third or fourth ep or whatever, and there's that scene where Leland pics up Laura's picture and dances and cries and my dad walks into the house and goes to the TV room and he is all "why is this man crying?", now my father's speciality is to ask questions about TV/movies he can't bother to follow so I usually reply nonsense. This time, I said "When his mom was pregnant, she was raped by a guy with a big dick and his cock hit the guy's brain and he became a retard". My dad looked at me and was all "Fucking America, making shit up".

Good times.

Making shit up, if only, this is how Manfred Asskum Fitzgerald came to be!

That is a touching story of a bonding moment between father and son. I am so proud you took the time to share with your father!

My father has trouble with Lynch stuff though. I never saw him laugh during a movie as much as during Blue Velvet. He thought Frank was sniffing oxygen 'cause what's her face's vag stunk to high heaven and that's why he went crazy and started screaming DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME .

Of course, his bastardized version of the dialogue is DON'T LOOK AT ME FUCKING . Which is more amusing!

You should make short films of your father and put them on youtube.

I always thought that if most of what we said was in English, we would have the best reality TV show ever.