Cryptic hints have been put in the papers about a potential one time only Unicorns concert. For those of you not in the know, Unicorns = Islands and one guy from Clues back in the day! If this happens, I will fap until Hbob has enough cum to drink for months.

Will they be supported by The Assrapists?

You bet.

White people and their shitty band names.

Why hate their name? They're the Unicorns. They're more than horses! They're the unicorns and they're people too!

Ringy will only get it, but wonderful.

You know what was beautiful? How the last track released by the Unicorns was all "I'm ready to die" and the first track by Islands is all "I woke up thirsty the day I died!"

fag.