RIP Ringo.

He's not dead. He got confused for a Nigerian on Christmas Day and is in federal custody.

Hitler 2 got him

I am in charge!

I thought Charles was in charge!?

Only of our wrongs and our rights. The grey areas in between belong to me.

Also, I like how Fitzy only mentions Ringo's absence on this, the day of expiry for a certain something.

Shhh

Is Fitzy dying?

Fitzy was never alive.

We're all dying, really.

Only Fitzy is dying much, much faster.

Robots do not die! Their power supply just runs down.

RIP Fitzy

I am consolodating my power!

I noticed that too actually. Good detective work Ellis. Fizzy is a horrible man for not caring about Ringy. He could've been molested by bears.

I am the only one that bothered to make a topic, you all never cared either way.

Ringy has not been seen in over a week! Clearly he has been on a road trip with Coiny and Caligirl. It is like As Good As It Gets, except the writer is a crazy old Jewrab. The gay is a crazy madman Jewrab, and the other is Caligirl.

Death freds are tacky and sensationilist. I grieve privately!

When Fitzy dies in a week, I will post his death fred.

Fitzy will die when I rape him.

AIDS?

You can't catch AIDS if you already have it.

Without Ringy DL is without its Jewish centre

I will install a hazlenut centre instead!

I'm disappointed that Hbob didn't go with "jewy center", which would have been a much better turn of phrase.

How do you turn a phrase?

Had I thought of that joke. I might have made it

This Ringo life check is not going at all well!

He was on Fallon last night and will be on The Daily Show tonight. He is alive and well!

See?

That's not Ringo :/

Wasted Cumshot, why did they unmod you? You are so smart and beautiful, why did they do this?

Is Vigo!

I mean... Is Ringy!

for Hbob.

I was the best mod.

You were even better than Benji.

And yet here I am, non-mod.

Fitzy refuses you.

Fitzy, you horrible person.

He secretely hates you. Kept saying you were a fat ginger earlier and he wanted me to assfuck you to death in a hotel room.

I, for one, am glad Ringo is dead.

Ringo isn't dead. He is like....an hour and a half from me.

I haven't been an hour and a half from you in two days now! Still, the offer to come to my hotel room to let me assfuck you stands. More cushin for pushin, goddamnit.

I'm not fat, you horrible piece of shit.

And Fitzy said you were in Calgary yesterday!

I was there from Sunday evening to Tuesday!

And still, that ass of yours must have some plump to it, you no stick figure!

I am!

TBH I'd rather be fat than a stick figure, you repulsive faggot.

I think Ringo is back on Twitter again!

Yes! And I am learning to block the people who constantly tweet to say nothing. You know who you are

Everyone on Twitter?