It is but 5 days away!

I even got him a new wheelchair for the occasion!

He is already married, god damn you

Fitzy? Say this isn't true.

It is.

I'm hot.

Wasted Cumshot IS the whole fucking island!

He is marrying Dinah this Sunday! It was hard for him to find love, being that he has no legs, but he manged to do it! Kudos to him.

Just to see him crawl up the alter! It will fill our hearts with love

Who is this Dinah and how did she steal him away from me???!!!!

Ellis is worse at making up stuff than Ringo! You are the only one for me!

Desmond and Claire.

Someone change my sig picture! NOW! FUCK! YOU SUCK!!!

That's funny since this was a Ringo invention, idiot.

I knew it was all lies!

bahahahahhahahahahahahhaahaha @ Wasted Cumshot's non pic

I don't like Canada that much.

I don't like you that much.

Poor Wasted Cumshot. Nobody will ever love him.

What a day! A shame the wheelchair cut out and we had to drag poor Fitzy down the aisle but we got there in the end! No thanks to that person interrupting the ceremony to tell us Dinah is a tranny whore, we knew that already! It's what helped to make this love story such an inspiration!

Speaking of stories, Ringo's best man speech, wow! I never knew Fitzy had so many skeletons in his closet!

The only sour point of the evening was Wasted Cumshot's disgusting behaviour. The waiter asks if he wants steak or chicken and he says both?! Horrible!

You forgot about the part where I banged on the church windows shouting "Fitzy, Fitzy, Fitzy", trying to stop the marriage! Alas, he just ignored me, Even though everyone in the church was yelling at him to look and pointing up at me. No, he kept is eyes straight ahead, shunning me for the last time. I guess he is truly lost to me now. It's really over. *sniffle* I'm so despondent right now, that I'm going to lock myself away in my house in Fitzy's old bathrobe, never leaving, only ordering takeout, living with 20 to 30 cats, who I will never feed, who will keep breeding and one day eat me in my sleep.


Oh Fitzy! How could you do this to me?!

I can't believe Fitzy wanted to sit me in the same table as Wasted Cumshot! Such embarassment.

I'm glad I worked my way over to the hot wenches table. That fivesome was awesome. Great night!